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God's Greatest Mistakes

god's mistakesGod: Check out this human I designed.

Angel: Wow, that looks pretty incredible. How does it work?

God: It's pretty complicated. Point to something and I'll tell you what it does.

Angel: Okay. What are these?

God: Teeth. They're for chewing up food.

Angel: How come there are so many of them?

God: I threw in, like, three or four extra. If they don't like them, they can pull them out somehow, I guess.

Angel: What about this weird bag thing?

God: That's the appendix.

Angel: What does it do?

God: It explodes.

Angel: Really? That's all?

God: Pretty much.

Angel: What causes that to happen?

God: It just happens randomly. Like you'll just be walking down the street or driving a car and BOOM!

Angel: Geez...that's terrifying. Does it kill the person?

God: (shrugs) Sometimes.

— Simon Rich