68. God,
the Traffic Cop. |
67. God
is my co-pilot. |
66. Stop
Being Afraid... of other Americans. |
65. Stained
glass blow-job. (Yes, they knew about oral
sex.) |
64. Sometimes
this job is just too easy. |
63. Jesus
For Sale |
62. Creeping
Religion |
61. Vas
der Nazis Catholic? Ja, das Nazis Catholic! |
60. Atheism
means the extinction of mankind... who knew? |
59. The
Signs Are Good |
58. Happy
Holidays |
57. T-Shirt
Activism. |
56. Religion
in the news. |
55. The
writing
is on the wall. |
54. You
go, south Carolina. |
53. Albert
Einstein on the subject of religion. |
52. Fun
with pious fashion. |
51. Hard-core
atheist tattoos. |
50. Debate
this atheist. C'mon! I dare ya! |
49. Alaska
got atheists, too. |
48. The
subliminal sects urinal. (Do you see it?) |
47. Every
priest has one of these light switches. |
46.
Semen-stained glass (I'm sorry. I'm soooo sorry!) |
45. The
17th century Catholic beaver-fish. |
44. Defacing
the Dollar - Fun with rubber stamps. |
43.
Leave the religion, take the bacon. |
42. He's
got the whole world in his noodly appendages. |
41.
Your beliefs are weird and your momma dresses
you funny. |
40.
Dear fundamentalists: SCRAM! |
39. Always
obey the cookie. |
38. Away
in a manger the little Lord Noodle lays down
his sweet noodle. |
37. "Dear
Sirs; God sucks! Go away!" |
36. I'm
With Stupid, a pointed commentary. |
35. Thank
God I'm an atheist (and for cute girl photo
models) |
34. Yes,
little fundies, "The Passion of the Christ"
is a movie. |
33.
Oh, for Christ's sake! |
32. A
map of the Earth if the Bible was taken literally |
31. Atheist bumper-stickers |
30. The
electric crucifix - There but for the grace
of 2000 years of technology goes the next fashion
statement. |
29. Biblical
marriage laws - All the proof you need
that no one actually reads the Bible. |
28. God's
Muppets - If He does all
the talking then that makes priests the sock. |
27. Bumper
sticker Jesus - Keeping the tailgaters moral. |
26. Shut
Your Piety Hole - How to properly address
the Jesus freaks two flights up. |
25. Emo's
prayer -
Once you understand how religion works
it's all downhill. |
24. Act
Busy - That's pretty much how prayer works. |
23.
McReligion -
They're pretty much all like this. |
22.
What
if there were agnostic holidays? |
21.
Why call him God? |
20.
Are
you there, God? - The Intelligent Design
Zoo |
19.
God hates figs. |
18.
Obey
the napkin! - It knows best. |
17:
Ricky Gervais
says "Prove you can fly!" |
16.
The Zombie God |
15.
An electrifying event. |
14.
George Carlin's last request. |
13.
The REAL Pledge of Allegiance |
12.
Blind faith. Because thinking is hard. |
11.
Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions
God's infinite love. - Bill Hicks |
10.
Sign: Beware of God |
9.
Believe in God Instantly lip gloss. |
8.
Party Balloon Jesus |
7.
Atheism is to religion like bald is to hair color. |
6.
No One Really Knows where All This Shit Came
From
|
5.
As Jesus said
about gay people: " ..........." |
4.
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires
is that vampires are allergic to bullshit. -
Richard Pryor |
3.
If you ever want to see your son again, then
put
the money in the collection plate. |
2.
Dear Children: One day you will learn everything
about
Santa Claus. On that day remember everything
the adults have told you about Jesus. |
1.
The Bible: 66
fairy tales written by 40 authors in
three different languages on three different continents
over approximately 1600 years ago. |